5 Ridiculous Monday Blunders

I suck bad at blogging.  I suck really bad at any regularity in my life.  One thing I don't suck at are my constant Monday Blunders.  Here's a few gems from today.

1.  I called this shirt:

Unisex

UNISEX?!?!  In front of 5th graders!  AM I nuts?  Apparently so.

2.  During a vertebrates versus invertebrates lesson I made an embarrassing "fishy face" at which point a student (who clearly wasn't paying attention) thought I was blowing a kiss at him.  GAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

This isn't me, but you get the idea.

3.  When a student went home conveniently before that student's most hated subject...instead of "bye! feel better!" I accidently said "go figure!!"  in the rudest voice I could muster. 

This isn't me either.

4. I planned on grading everyone's weekly papers while they all worked quietly!!!

Lastly....

5.  I searched frantically for my turkey sandwich on my messy desk for a good 5 minutes before I realized I was sitting on it!!!  

this actually is me.

 Good thing it was flat bread right?  Ba-dah bing.

Good bye Monday.  I won't miss you, but I must be honest.  I can't wait to see you again because next time we meet, I'll be cozy in bed since next monday is a holiday!!!  Thank you Dr. King!!!!!