Here are 10 easy jokes for teachers to tell to kids!
What’s the fastest way to screw up a knock knock joke?
Say It’s Open!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field
What do you call a black lab that becomes a magician?
Lab-bra-ca-da-bra-dor
Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?
They’re in High School!
What’s the longest piece of furniture in school?
The Multiplication Table
One time a computer beat me at chess, but it’s okay, I beat it at
kickboxing!
What do bulls do when they go shopping?
THE CHAAAAAAARGE
Why didn’t the 11 year old go to the pirate movie?
It was rated ARRRRRRRRRR
What do you call a snowman with a 6 pack?
An Abdominable Snowman!
What do snowmen call their offspring?
Chillllll dren
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